LMAO

Yes, bad things have been brewing while I was wasting away again in Margaritaville and otherwise offending the general public with displays of too much skin at the beach and bad beach bar dancing at night.

Allegedly, a U-boat has been spotted in the waters off the Texas coast.

Err, off the coast of Italy.

Umm, make that somewhere in German waters.

Oh, what the hell, I can't keep it straight anymore.

If you are A beadmaker then U know WHAT THIS IS about!!!!!!! (please take note OF MY blatant misuse of bold caps and exclamation POINTS!)

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I laughed!
I peed!
I got warm funny feelings! (not related to merlot, lifeguard boys, or eating cheeseburgers in paradise.)